New Recipes

Boobly Juice

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:20:13 GMT

2.0 part Vodka
2.0 part Cognac
1.0 part Children's Robitussin

Courtesy Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boobly+Juice

Batida

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:30:39 GMT

1.75 oz. Cachaça
1.5 oz. Lime Juice
2.0 tsp. Honey
2.0 part Lime wedge

Mix in a blender. Add about four ice cubes, and re-blend. Garnish with Lime.

Tonic Water

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:56:44 GMT

0.125 cup Powdered Chinchona Bark
1.0 Orange
1.0 Lemon
1.0 Lime
0.5 tsp. Allspice Berries
0.5 tsp. Cardamom Pods
2.0 cup Water
1.0 pinch Salt
1.5 cup Agave Syrup

Zest and juice the lemon, lime and orange.
Combine fruit zest and juice, water and herbs, and boil on high heat
Once boiling, let it cool. Strain it through a paper coffee filter.

This produces tonic water concentrate. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons of Agave Syrup and a cup of Water to two tablespoons of concentrate to make Tonic Water.

Adapted from: http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/

Satan Shooter

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:11:55 GMT

1.0 part Devil's Springs Vodka
1.0 part Pig's Blood

Mix in a salt-rimmed shot glass. Ignite.

18th Century Chocolate Wine

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:44:39 GMT

1.0 pint Port
2.0 oz. Bittersweet Chocolate
0.5 tsp. Flour
0.25 tsp. Sugar

In a small saucepan, combine and cook over low heat the Port and Bittersweet Chocolate. For best results, use 60% cocoa or higher chocolate.
When the mixture is steaming, add the flour and stir until the liquid is slightly thickened.
Add a quarter tsp. of sugar to taste, if desired.

Adapted from a NY Times article , which was adapted from a recipe by John Knott, circa. 1720.

Egg cream

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:35:16 GMT

1.0 part Chocolate Syrup
3.0 part Soda Water
3.0 part Milk

Pour the Milk and Soda Water (Seltzer) into a glass. Stir in Chocolate Syrup.

Orange Whip

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:28:46 GMT

4.0 oz. Orange Juice
1.0 oz. Rum
1.0 oz. Vodka
0.5 oz. Cream

Pour over ice and stir.

“Orange whip?...orange whip?...Three orange whips!” – John Candy from The Blues Brothers movie

666

Sun, 20 May 2007 05:23:01 GMT

1.0 part Sambuca
1.0 part Whiskey
1.0 part Tequila

Add each ingredient to a shot glass one at at time, then toss it back!

Bald Pussy

Sun, 20 May 2007 05:19:47 GMT

1.5 shot Midori
1.0 shot Lime Vodka
1.0 shot Vodka
1.0 shot Triple Sec
1.5 shot Blueberry Schnapps
1.0 splash Lime Juice
1.0 splash 7-up

Pour the ingredients in one at a time, shake with ice, and strain into a glass.

Adios Motherfucker (A.M.F.)

Sun, 20 May 2007 04:58:04 GMT

0.5 part Vodka
0.5 part Rum
0.5 part Tequila
0.5 part Gin
0.5 part Blue Curacao
2.0 part Sours
2.0 part 7-up

Mix everything but the 7-up in a glass, and top off with 7-up.

Blow Job

Sun, 20 May 2007 04:53:15 GMT

1.5 oz. Amaretto
0.25 oz. Whipping Cream

Pour Amaretto into a shot glass, and top off with whipped cream.

Best drunk with your hands behind your back.

A Piece of Ass

Fri, 18 May 2007 03:51:46 GMT

1.5 oz. Amaretto
1.5 oz. Southern Comfort
4.0 oz. Sours

Add Ice to glass
Pour in the Amaretto
Pour in the Southern Comfort
Top off with Sours
Enjoy

Peach Tea

Fri, 18 May 2007 03:39:48 GMT

3.0 part Iced Tea
1.0 part Peach Schnapps

Simply brew some fresh iced tea and mix in the peach schnapps.

Kamikaze

Fri, 18 May 2007 03:34:29 GMT

1.0 part Vodka
1.0 part Triple Sec
1.0 part Lime Juice (sweetened)

Shake with ice, and serve in a shot glass or old-fashioned glass.

Sometimes called a kamakaze or kamakazie, by those who cannot spell.

Gilligan's Island

Fri, 18 May 2007 03:27:27 GMT

1.0 oz. Vodka
1.0 oz. Peach Schnapps
3.0 oz. Orange Juice
3.0 oz. Cranberry Juice

Shake with ice, and picture Mary Ann (or Ginger)